Meet David Clements. Born March 18, 1965, David has been playing poker for four years. His favorite hand is “big lick,” the 69, and he couldn’t care less whether or not it was suited. He has so many wins, he can’t remember them all, and has taken a ton of cash from me. He lost quads to a straight flush, ouch. Dvid plays online at Pokerstars under the name JoDavid. David is not addicted to poker, but does incidentally play it 24/7, taking occasional breaks to install a windshield from time to time.